First email: If the narcissist isn't given the attention he wants when he wants it, he will withdraw and/or attack. The only other option is for the other person to simply bow down and surrender and become silenced. I just can't do this ALL the time, and **I** need to be able to express my feelings without being attacked or deleted AND without having all of my more pleasing qualities wiped out.

Second email: This is where you completely misunderstood me. I wasn't talking about ME feeling attacked; I was talking about ELIOT feeling attacked, ignored, etc. I won't go any further into Eliot's narcissism, which is clearly not something you're ready to admit.

Third email: Once again, you have completely misunderstood me. I am talking about YOU not ready to admit that I DON'T understand what a narcissist is; I am talking about ME feeling attacked, ignored, etc., and YOU baking cookies with a shovel. NOW DO YOU GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Fourth email: One more time, a narcissist is someone who wishes her mother would die so she can collect her inheritance. Ooops, wait, that's ME!!!!!!!!!!! So, I don't mean narcissist, then. I mean, ELIOT doesn't use capital letters.

Fifth email: Did I mention that President Bush is responsible for Hurricane Katrina? I don't mean the disorganized aid effort; I mean, the HURRICANE itself. I WILL NOT bow down and surrender and be silenced ABOUT this. Also, all of my more pleasing qualities were wiped out in the disaster! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME!

Sixth email: narcissist ... pleasing qualities ... ALL the time ... surrender ... misunderstood ... and/or ... option ... deleted ...

Seventh email: ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Eighth email: Well, I tried!!!!!!